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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What serious person says it's just fatty being fat?

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

They can be found in the "never had any issues with weight control/I'm always forgetting to eat/I ate a small bag of chips so I'm not hungry" crowd

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 38 minutes ago

I mean to be fair there's also other reasons to forget to eat (AuDHD gang here, haha)

(we DO get hungry though, and then just... still don't eat. executive dysfunction is a fuck)

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