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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah typically backyard trees can infact produce for much longer, I don't know why. At one point I was interested in having a peach orchard... then I looked into it. Quickly changed my mind.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

i just want to get me a tree's worth of peach wood for smoking but the local orchard is not selling

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, is peach good for smoking? Little did I know. New to the smoking thing. Also it could be to prevent the spread of diseases. Peaches have all of them and are stupidly susceptible to them.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I have no idea, I just want to try it