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[–] finley@lemmy.zip 87 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Let me know when someone finally fucking kills that asshole

[–] schwim@piefed.zip 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Unfortunately, it seems the left never passed rifle-quals.

[–] Catgrass@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have any of the attempts been carried out by a leftist? Pretty sure they've all been lolbertarians and groypers.

[–] ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently the last guy, at the WHCD, was a leftie. He seems to be the first though.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

He sounded more like a moderate who’d finally had too much. But I could be wrong. Also considering how far right the center has moved, he could be left of center and still be what we’re all used to call conservative.

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