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And that’s basically it!
Judging by the picture which is already days old….its a bit late now. The work done.
I believe there was genuine repairs to be done, now wether the pool guy is qualified is a different question.
They painted the bottom blue.....like a swimming pool. The pool is supposed to reflect the Washington Monument and/or the Lincoln Memorial not be a big blue batch of water.
I genuinely thought it was called that because you went there to reflect upon matters / yourself. Didn't know it was literal.
"I am 'ere ... to clean ze pool!"
5th-graders: "Mr Trump, get out of our classroom!"
“I’m here to distract from…i mean fix the pool?”
Let me know when someone finally fucking kills that asshole
I think a coronary has a higher chance than these staged assassinations.
All you need is a sizable “donation” to get to meet the dumbass. He is nearly 80. pretty easy to cause a “fall”.
"Shots will be fired!"
~ Karoline Leavitt
Unless you take down the billionaires backing him, that'll only be a short reprieve
Just knowing that I'd never need to hear him speak again would be a huge win for me at this point.
I’ll take what I can get
Unfortunately, it seems the left never passed rifle-quals.
Have any of the attempts been carried out by a leftist? Pretty sure they've all been lolbertarians and groypers.
Apparently the last guy, at the WHCD, was a leftie. He seems to be the first though.
He sounded more like a moderate who’d finally had too much. But I could be wrong. Also considering how far right the center has moved, he could be left of center and still be what we’re all used to call conservative.
JFC. This clown has zero class. Everything he does is just so fucking tacky.
Let ms guess: he wants the pond to be golden?
Dude, we don't allow urination in the reflection pond. We don't jive with your strange obsession with piss colored things
He's making it look like a cheap hotel pool
Okay, but if it's not blue... then how are we gonna get all those sweet "90's style rap-video pics" of 'Forrest Gump' riding 'Jennie' like a jet-ski on "The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos"?
I dunno how you stop batin long enough to spell all those words. Do you wanna go to Starbucks?
Starbucks!?! We don't have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!
More gold...
He just wanted it drained to find the Control Safe Room entrance
There is a botom, right?
To the reflecting pool? Yes.
I thought he meant the insanity.
Remains to be determined.