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Fireplace ash. Who on earth told them that haha
older siblings. or aunts and uncles. or parents who remembered changing diapers. one of my nephews, when he was 3 he liked to pretend he was a cat. then we discovered he liked to eat cat food. and we couldn't keep him away from the kibble. we had to put it in the attic when he visited. those diaper changes were FOUL.
part of me is convinced my brother convinced him to start eating cat food just so i'd have to change cat food poop diapers, because that's the kind of person my brother is.
my ma has a story about her eating coal from the coal bunker in her Sunday best when she was a kid.