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Trump says he’s seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st US state (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 32 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

How many 51st states does the US need?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We are getting ChatGPT to count.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago

There are 5 Rs in strawberry.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

As many as they need to get a 51st 51st state.