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Trump says he’s seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st US state (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I swear that his with Venezuela didn't mean anything. It was just real quick, in and out. It was just his first land grab. Ya know to get it out of the way.

The next one will be better. He'll take his time, light candles, and make it nice.