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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

seriously i was having a shitty day and then i read that. i'm going back to bed.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully bed treated you better than OP

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I got out of bed and I regret it. It is a two empanada day

There was a cat in bed if I remember. It is such a distant memory. Like a fart in the wind.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh....oh no....I ALWAYS get at least two empañadas....am...am I broken?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh, no, I just graze all day. I brunch on a single empanada and a teensy coffee like I'm French or something