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seriously i was having a shitty day and then i read that. i'm going back to bed.
Hopefully bed treated you better than OP
I got out of bed and I regret it. It is a two empanada day
There was a cat in bed if I remember. It is such a distant memory. Like a fart in the wind.
Oh....oh no....I ALWAYS get at least two empañadas....am...am I broken?
Oh, no, I just graze all day. I brunch on a single empanada and a teensy coffee like I'm French or something