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[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This bitch runs the district north of me. I say this a native of WNC. Fucking hillbillies are stupid. Edit--- and me saying this is why I could never run for public office. I think my own people are mouth breathing morons who will vote for any dipshit that has a bible in their hand. This bitch is not even from WNC but yet but every Popcorn Sutton from the holler licks her festering taint.

[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She holds a Doctor of Education degree from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro.

Just goes to show you that even higher education can't overcome religious brainwashing. She's deeply religious and dumb as a fucking rock. Dumb people sure know how to pull levers of power though, she's in there doing a bang-up job and even has time to propagandize a child she doesn't know (by claiming he's a victim of propaganda, naturally, as projection in one form or another appears to be the sole play in their playbook).

She probably got into education TO indoctrinate children.

[–] troybot@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No you should definitely run for office and keep saying what you're saying. Just make sure to keep a Bible in your hand the entire time.