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I feel like she would be surprised that her stocks in "Consolidated Slave Trading" are no longer liquid.
Ooohhh, I imagine Rep. Virginia Foxx has stocks in private prison companies. Modern day slave traders.
What do you mean? GEO Group stock is doing fine.