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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 27 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (4 children)

I don't get why people use card to drive onto beaches. Why not park nearby then walk a bit?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 15 minutes ago

Usually beer, laziness, and american football tailgating culture

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

As someone who lives in a region that gets a lot of snow, I know that basically any vehicle can get stuck. When you get unlucky, or do something dumb, you can end up in a position where you simply don't have any traction.

But that's the thing, you can usually avoid the situation by not doing something dumb, like driving right up onto the beach. And if you are driving on an unstable surface like sand or snow, accelerate slowly and decisively, don't floor it and then stop or you'll roll back into the rut you just made.

[–] bagibingu@lemmy.zip 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

as usual, the answer is again, the people are retarded

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Nah. Retarded people are too mentally slow to know better. These people are just entitled, lazy assclowns.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

they think it can move on water or through it.