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Penile implant specialist with history of far-right comments led hantavirus presser (www.cnn.com)

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I guess Trump has a penis implant. great.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, we all know he's got a tiny dick, thanks to Stormy Daniels. You'd think an implant would have changed that.

I bet this is a recommendation from Elon Musk, who's famously rumored to have a (botched) penile implant.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Maybe he got an implant to get up to tiny size

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Putting the micro in microchip