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Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Well, I would say the test results were conclusive, if nothing else.

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[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 55 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

If I had a nickel every time a Cybertruck driver re-enacted the end of The Perfect Storm while casting themselves as George Clooney, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Comedy gold.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I'd say weird except it was advertised as a hybrid boat (and would have been advertised as a rocket or plane too if he'd thought of it) so like, doing what you are told it can do is not stop weird.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

They key word there is "advertised". Remember, bonless chicken wings don't have to be boneless. In the US, if your advertisement isn't lieing, you aren't trying.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago

doing what you are told it can do is not [too] weird.

It is when it sounds unlikely and the ones making the claim are notorious for constant embellishments and flat out falsehoods

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 7 points 15 hours ago

😂 Some of the time, the jokes are hard to shoehorn into the articles. This time? The jokes practically wrote themselves