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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How the hell is that related? Those lads were merely showing a circle can be made with numerous stiff rods, a precursor to calculus. It has nothing to do with ancient terrors, god-like turtles or traumatized children having a gangbang in a sewer after killing what they thought was a supernatural clown. For shame!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

What's a clown master time-pilgrim? Is it in likeness of a jester?

Edit: Wait nvm just read wikipedia page on clowns they go WAY back. And used to be religious?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Have you ever seen BigTop Burger?