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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I used to work at a place that actually changed the name from Human Resources Dept. to Human Capital Dept. and none of the higher ups could figure out why that pissed everybody off.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly people being either a “resource” or “capital” still makes people sound like they’re vespene gas or something

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago

Frankly “people team” is one I’ve been seeing and I think that’s disingenuous or condescending or something. I don’t know what I think it should be.