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[โ€“] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just suck a cock.

Guaranteed productivity boost, and company loyalty would skyrocket.

[โ€“] aguasemgas@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 weeks ago

Or tits, heck even a pussy. Or i dunno... A fucking lolipop (-_-)