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[–] homes@piefed.world 44 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

No way. This picture alone was worth it.

[–] stephen@lazysoci.al 14 points 17 hours ago

How can I argue against this? :)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

In the end it's not about the pills taken off the street, it's about all the sexy dance "disguises" they had along the way.

[–] homes@piefed.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What we don’t see in this picture, however, are the big feathery headdresses that these guys were probably wearing, and I feel ripped off

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It really pulled the whole look together :(.

Maybe the pics just aren't free.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Sorry, can't, some mfs in huge wigs disguised as cops just stole by 53 pills!

Wait, that's them, on the TV, stop them!!
(Was I drunk & stole their wigs to try to get my pills back? Can't remember. ... can't remember if I always had all these wigs lying around.)

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Man, I fucking miss Brooklyn