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Ooooh, found the dangerous badass who's gonna make 'em sorry. You must have a very particular set of skills! Help us, Obi Wan, you're our only hope.
If you look at my previous comment history, you'd know that I do not believe doing violence to individual billionaires will actually work to do anything positive for society. Also, there is a reason why I know these people, and the reason ISN'T "I'm secretly an assassin."
Ok... your comment history says you don't know "times tables" past 5x and that a link was "unreadable" which I checked and it was fine. Izzat you, Mister Bond?
Anyway, whatever the secret plan is, please hit the big red button ASAP so we can all thank you!
My browser blocks the link because the site thinks I'm using an adblocker, it is therefore unreadable. Yes I never memorized my times tables. These are all pretty irrelevant to what I said.
I do not have a secret plan. I don't know who you think I am or why you think I said what I said. Please stop replying to me, I'm sure you're a nice person.