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Anon mishears a coworker (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The peanut, is neither a pea, nor a nut.

(Probably not a fact, i think it may be a nut. But that was one of the funniest lines from The Critic.)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

It is not a nut; it is a legume.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

I knew 90s era fox cartoons wouldnt lie to me....