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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] q181c@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Guns don't kill people! ~~People~~ dogs with guns kill people!

(The problem might be guns lol)

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nonsense, if a good dog had a gun, it could have stopped the bad dog with a gun before they did any harm!

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

False. There are no bad dogs only good dogs that do bad things