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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a paramedic (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 50 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

My dad was a drunk and made sure I learned every racist term in the book before I was 12. I'm sure he'd be devastated if I managed to kill myself, without ever realizing how much he contributed to the desire in the first place.

My life has only gotten better since he died. Rest in piss old man, I'm glad you're dead.

Edits: also, single moms rule — I'd fight a T-Rex for my mom. I'd lose, but god damnit I'd try.

[–] w24@sh.itjust.works 16 points 14 hours ago

I'd be willing to help you train to fight the T-Rex. You don't have to lose.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

My parents are crazy too but they’re drug free, which has always confused me. The problem is their personality, not an addiction. But I have thought about how they’d react - my mom would play the victim and my dad would play pickleball/tennis. That’s just what they’ve always done. I look forward to the day they die. When all of my grandparents died my parents became slightly more tolerable. I imagine my baseline will also rise….