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[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Come on Lemmy, you can't have it both ways. How are we going to stage a massive revolution and die horribly in the process if we don't have a shit ton of guns?

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago

Fewer guns leaves more room in the safe (& budget) for ammunition.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, at most you’d only need like three per person. Long gun, sidearm, and maybe a backup long gun.

I guess you could make the argument that this parent was simply trying to arm an entire family of four. It’s not a good argument. But we’ve already established that these aren’t good parents.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 12 hours ago

90's shooters taught me that the ideal amount of weapons to carry is 9, with a 10th one ideally becoming available at the end of your adventure

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 0 points 11 hours ago

Right so the guy with extra guns can give them to those with less.

I think if all civilian guns were equally distributed you do get about 3 guns per person