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Classmates, school officials and police asked a court — unsuccessfully — to keep mass shooter away from his dad’s guns (timesofsandiego.com)
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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

he assured them, but dint actually do it. if someone has and wants 12 firearms, they are unlikely to fully secure them at all. they probably have it stashed all in one place or multiple places for easy acces. thats how these ammosexuals think.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

they probably have it stashed all in one place or multiple places

This does read as if you're mad no matter what they do.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Somehow i read that quote as if Trump spoke it