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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon works at the mall (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy...

Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

You miss 100% of the scents you don't smell

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 9 months ago

There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.