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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 171 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Facts that happened to be true"

Please, shut the fuck up. Fucking shut the fuck up. I am at the end of my wits with this place.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

As opposed to, what, facts that aren't true? Those aren't facts at all.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

"Alternative facts"

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 19 points 21 hours ago

As opposed to just calling them facts because they are.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

Facts without context are just words.