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Oh I know. That's what I mean, the Bible is it stands is boring and isn't engaging to anyone. That's why both Christians and non-Christians both failed to read it.
At one point Jesus has a brother, who presumably wasn't very successful which is why he's never mentioned again. Oh and there's also a dragon. At one point Jesus fights a dragon. Officially, Christians believe in dragons. Why are they hiding all of this, it's good stuff. I'd worship a dragon.