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Anon makes small talk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Wagie thread?
>Be me
>Work at McDonald's and don't talk to anyone
>On fryers one day when coworker approaches me
>"Hey anon, what's fresh?"
>"Nothing much, how about you?"

He was on break and wanted some chicken.

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 84 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, "nothing much" is still a valid answer for what's fresh at a McDonald's.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

The freshest thing in McDonald's is the sprite, everything else is about as fresh as the body of King Tut.