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Anon tries to break the ice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Self-aware enough to realize he's getting checked out, 8/10... Imma press X to doubt.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think he means she’s processing his items at the cash register

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's more plausible than my attempt, hah.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

People definitely do interpret customer service as flirting though

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 38 minutes ago

Thinking about it, I'd say the average Anon wouldn't state with confidence "she was checking me out / flirting with me".

So fuck you, your answer is clearly the better one. 😜

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Eh... Not uncommon for socially awkward people to misinterpret professional friendliness as flirting.