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Prison officers’ union calls for immediate end to practice at HMYOI Wetherby over fears for child and animal welfare

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The problem is that they’re very high maintenance and not incredibly sanitary pets.

AKA pets.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Assuming you’re not just trying to be cheeky, I think it’s safe to assume they meant relative to the average pet.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What average pet is low maintenance and doesn't make a mess?

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn’t say the average pet was either of those things. What I basically said was that they probably meant when compared to the average pet, ferrets are much more maintenance and less sanitary than usual.

[–] Jessicat@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I found having a ferret was slightly easier than having a cat in terms of maintenance. I don’t understand why they would be any less sanitary, they can be litterbox trained.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Snakes are low-maintenance and hardly ever shit. OK, they're not cuddly, but you can't have everything.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

How about not having pets at all? Besides being unethical, they're expensive and a burden.