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"But we can exonerate him. We found the tomato." (www.businessinsider.com)

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cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/9448862

NASA found a stray, space-grown tomato that went missing for 8 months, clearing the astronaut they all thought ate it

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"See? SEE?! I told you! You people are never going into space with me again, I'll tell you that right now."

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I imagine it went down like people looking for the lost TV remote. " stand up you're probably sitting on the damned thing"