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This by far is not the first, not the only and not the last case of a father impregnating his sons partners.
People fuck every chance they can. It's nature.
That would have been fine, but why the spunk cocktail
The uncertainty allows people to believe whatever version of events they like.
In reality, that's the grandfather's kid. The son and his wife could not conceive and adding more sperm won't make the son's sperm more likely to conceive. But by doing this ridiculous dance, the son and his wife can pretend it's theirs. I imagine the grandfather was chosen because then, genetically, the kid will at least be somewhat close to the father.
Brand new sentence.
Are you sure?
I hope so.
I'm just saying. I've seen things.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
Seeing is one things, imbibing is another...
True that this has been going on since Adam went a bit far comforting Abel's wife, but this is whole new levels of messed up.