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As a Stonemason, this shit always bothers me. Recent example was an article on stone henge. "Scientists still mystified as to how the stones were stood so that to caps were level!"
Mfr! Give me a straight piece of wood, a length of string and a rock, I will make you a basic level. Don't want to lift the stone in and out multiple times to adjust the level? Get logs and cut them to the same length as the upright stones. It's not fucking rocket surgery!
Well axshually that's a plumb bob.
Right you are, but 99% of people would be all: don't you Bob for apple? Why Bob for plum?
I don't know, but why are we judging Bob for the fruit he likes?
Y'all seem to understand one another, but I'm lost
An apple bob is a children's party game where a bunch of apples are floating in a basin of water and you have to try to get one out only using your mouth.
It's really gross as all the kids are just slobbering over all these apples together. Terrible for germ spread.
Anyway it's not done with plums though, which are a kind of fruit and different from the word "plumb", which means vertical. So it's a play on words.
And a plumb bob is a very basic level where you attach a weight to a string, and that string to a flat thing. Wikipedia says they were used at least in ancient Egypt, so it's particularly relevant.
Oh, so that's plumbum, lead ? I should have guessed from the french fil à plomb ≈ string with lead Cheers !
Thanks ! I had no chance of unraveling that on my own. Appreciate it
I'm not bob, guy.