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Anon tries to be funny (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[+] Donjuanme@lemmy.world -9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

7 years ago... Ten years ago now? I was reading electric and gas smart meters that were unresponsive. I'm not sure if it was more suspicious that I knocked (company policy) before doing sneaky peaking around side yards, but in the last couple months doing it there were 2 times I was definitely approached with a hand on a firearm (me in electric blue jacket and highlighter yellow safety vest). dude, chill the fuck out and answer your effing door

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did you mean to comment on that post about shooting folk who ring your doorbell? Or is this a beep boop?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i mean, some places are actually dangerous, and you might want to have a pistol by your door just in case. but always verify that the threat is real before whipping it out. also, verify that your comment is in the post you want to leave it in, because, man, that would be embarrassing.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Very very embarrassing, I have no idea how it ended up here.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I did, not sure how it ended up here... Sync be crazy. Thanks for letting me know (also why didn't any of these comments make it to my inbox?... Ah well...)