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>work at small local restaurant as a waiter
>get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling bough desserts
>make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying shit like "what happened to the nice waiter?"
>convince a few friends to do the same
>review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time
>mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back
>over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5
>get a raise
>mfw

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[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago (17 children)

It's generally a bad idea to create fake Google accounts, if you have a primary account you don't want banned.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 17 points 9 months ago (12 children)

I have had probably a hundred accounts through google, all of them almost 100℅ connected to me and have not had an issue in 20 years I used google.

[–] lledrtx@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (9 children)

How do you make so many accounts without it having to ask for a phone number? I sometimes try to create accounts just to signup to things I know will send spam; but Gmail asks for a phone number and I give up because what's the point if I have to give Google my number

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

Online SIMs exist.

Check if they're legal in your area though.

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