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>work at small local restaurant as a waiter
>get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling bough desserts
>make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying shit like "what happened to the nice waiter?"
>convince a few friends to do the same
>review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time
>mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back
>over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5
>get a raise
>mfw

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[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's generally a bad idea to create fake Google accounts, if you have a primary account you don't want banned.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have had probably a hundred accounts through google, all of them almost 100℅ connected to me and have not had an issue in 20 years I used google.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you use them to create fraudulent restaurant reviews?

[–] lledrtx@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

How do you make so many accounts without it having to ask for a phone number? I sometimes try to create accounts just to signup to things I know will send spam; but Gmail asks for a phone number and I give up because what's the point if I have to give Google my number

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Create your account more slowly to avoid a phone number request, Google thinks you’re just ancient. As always, avoid poisoning your IP by changing it after every new account. I’ve successfully used and discarded like 40 google accounts.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

You used to be able to just press skip instead of using a phone for a back up.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

Online SIMs exist.

Check if they're legal in your area though.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The person literally said Jews are going to accuse us of antisemitism no matter what so we might as well accuse them of genocide...

This is my concern with the whole movement.

You guys are spending your time defending obvious anti semitism instead of doing anything to defend the Palestinian people.

If you truly believe a genocide is happening, than what you are doing to help is not good enough.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Henlo, I’m here to inform you that your app is a little fucky wucky. It replied to the wrong comment on the wrong post.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh fuck, thank you for letting me know.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It happened to someone else here as well. Out of curiosity, are you using sync?

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Huh, the other was sync. Weird…

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Is this in their TOS somewhere? I am 99.99% this isn’t enforced and there are many professional and private reasons to have multiple accounts.

Edit: I guess if you actively try to cheat the system by exploiting multiple accounts. But i thought the post was a possibly fake funny and not a suggestion/endorsment.

[–] the_third@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Be smart about it. Use a clean system unrelated to anything else. Spawn a few cheap VPS instances with smaller providers, use them as VPN endpoints. It is a bit of effort and it doesn't scale well, but for a single purpose like this it is possible.

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a lot of work just to harass a small business online.

[–] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Unrelated small businesses, sure.

But the one that just fired you?

I think that's a justified amount of work. Alao you were just fired, you've got a surplus work-budget anyway