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>work at small local restaurant as a waiter
>get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling bough desserts
>make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying shit like "what happened to the nice waiter?"
>convince a few friends to do the same
>review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time
>mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back
>over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5
>get a raise
>mfw

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Henlo, I’m here to inform you that your app is a little fucky wucky. It replied to the wrong comment on the wrong post.

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh fuck, thank you for letting me know.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It happened to someone else here as well. Out of curiosity, are you using sync?

[–] bramblepatchmystery@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Huh, the other was sync. Weird…