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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't very nice to plants as a kid. I would often pluck wood sorrel off the ground and eat it right there. I once burned a hole in a leaf using my glasses. I'm a meat eater today.

[–] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dunno why you're being downvoted, that's hella funny

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

tee hee! downvote

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I wish I could upvote and downvote you at the same time.