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Anon meets a girl at uni (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 80 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!

(or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform

Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle

Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Uose stick to hit drone out of sky, comrade!

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Every other soldier gets a uniform. When that soldier dies, the naked ones can take their uniforms from the corpse.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not again!

[–] Legendsofanus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Atleast it's not Tamriel this time

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

And feeling a wee bit lighter