And once you unwrap the long capitalism box, you find out that it's an enormous veiny dildo covered in sandpaper, glass shards, human shit and fox piss.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok, first time I'll admit that there is something not getting on the "everything is a dildo, if ..." - even if this thing would exist irl officially labelled as a dildo.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And maybe Molag Bal from Skyrim?

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or Muatra

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Or the gom jabbar from Dune.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Everything can be used as a dildo, but many can only be used as a dildo once.