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Lauren Boebert rails about “Biden Crime Family” just before her son is arrested for crime spree (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There's gotta be one like this for her lewd behavior in the theater too!

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago

Boebert rails against Beetlejuice, then beats her date til he juices

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lewd and licentious!

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'd never heard the word licentious before. Perfect usage!

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Wait was she the one giving the man she was committing adultery with a hand job in public?