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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

How did he pass any of his science courses?

[–] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"This is some big shot of the football team. He's not a C student. Grade again."

Source: TA'd at a prestigious west coast Uni with a good football team.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I understand that angle. I just don't agree with it being helpful to their future.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

He got a sub to take the tests.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Maybe he lied and pretended to believe that space exists in order to pass?