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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Feed em to the pigs

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Why do you hate pigs so much? They are intelligent and can be quite empathic.

There are better ways to dispose of the owner trash.

Throw them into a wood chipper and seal the resulting goo and slurry in nuclear safe canisters and toss them into the Marianas trench.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I like Bricktop’s method in Snatch