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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wait. You're telling me I don't actually have a shot with Joey Fatone?!?!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sure you do. Joey is an absolute ho.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Trying to get some of that Price is Right announcer money...

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

As much of a chance as I have with Posh Spice.