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Anon has a realization about his dating life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 40 points 11 months ago (23 children)

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.

[–] gosling@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Haha y-yeah they'd never do that

[–] gosling@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

My brother's friend was "dating" a stripper for a few months. She wouldn't see him outside the club except for meals at expensive restaurants, and she wouldn't give him free dances at the club.

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