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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 40 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sure, I'll just head down to the gf store real quick.

[–] DreamySweet@ani.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can find Ifrit in the Fire Cavern near Balamb Garden.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is important information, thank you for sharing it

[–] DreamySweet@ani.social 3 points 11 months ago

You're welcome! I hope it helps you get a GF.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

TBH I'm on the spectrum but playing tons of CRPGs taught me how to empathize. After I got that realization when I was in college my social life got exponentially better. Even when I went to a high school reunion my old high school friend told me that I was unrecognizable.

I even managed to get married with someone who's way outta my league.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Take me with you.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Too much investment with too little return if you're a misogynist.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I've found.

[–] gosling@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Haha y-yeah they'd never do that

[–] gosling@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

My brother's friend was "dating" a stripper for a few months. She wouldn't see him outside the club except for meals at expensive restaurants, and she wouldn't give him free dances at the club.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it's just sad and depressing in there

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I've become about it (meaning I'm not expecting I'm going to fuck a stripper--I'm just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I've had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

That works for so many aspects of life. Tone down expectations, end up having a better time.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Ofc because none of these ladies want do actually do it. It's a job, and a bad one at that.

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Been to strip club and honestly I'd rather buy custom onlyfans content even though I never have lol at least you can get off to it at your leisure.