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Anon goes for a hike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

no restrictions on how much you can eat due to pollution

invite this couple over that I’m friends with and do a big fish fry

You should maybe be inviting people you hate.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most places you can only eat one fish a month due to mercury or PCBs. Here the water is so clean there are no restrictions.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

For instance I’m using Oregon as an example. Statewide you can have 6 meals of bass a month due to mercury. Columbia river lamprey 2 to 4 meals a month due to mercury and PCBs.

I live in Alabama and my specific part doesn’t have those problems.