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Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

But I would walk four hundred miles

And I would walk four hundred more

Just to be the man who walked four hundred miles

To bang you on your parent’s floor

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eight hundred, no?

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not if they got a ride home from the cops...