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Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Blackout@kbin.run 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Since I don't believe in sin I'm technically sinless. And I would say that to Jesus's sculpted face if he has a problem with it.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but would you say it to his chiseled abs?

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think we need to go to Korea for that

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe South Korea 😘