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Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 8 months ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Blackout@kbin.run 49 points 8 months ago (9 children)

This is what happens when you give Christians Sunday off, they commit crimes.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Suddenly it makes sense when they ask "without religion/god, how would you know not to sin??".

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Since I don't believe in sin I'm technically sinless. And I would say that to Jesus's sculpted face if he has a problem with it.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but would you say it to his chiseled abs?

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think we need to go to Korea for that

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Maybe South Korea 😘

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