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US government agencies demand fixable ice cream machines (arstechnica.com)

submitted 8 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised this didn't happen under Trump with how much he likes fast food. Though I guess Biden does like his ice cream...

[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The ice cream machine just happened to be working that one time Trump ordered 100 of everything on the menu. Had the machine been broken that day, perhaps today we'd have better ice cream right to repair laws.